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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Oscar who always dreamed of becoming the world's best dental hygienist. He trained every day for 32 hours in order to beat his rival, The Zealous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Oscar came armed with a cobble stone and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Oscar emerged as the foamy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Fortune Cookie Day.